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March 04 questionnaire
February 20 gcsefor gcse ive picked
PE (FULL COURSE)
FRENCH
GEOGRAPHY
MEDIA STUDIES
AND DUAL AWARD SCIENCE
ALL THE WANTS A WANTED November 28 i am
What Kind of Rocker Are You? http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofrockerareyouquiz/ November 26 irritations in lifeIRRITATIONS IN LIFE! "ARRGGHHH!"
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to
search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When poeple say "Oh you just want to have your cake
and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
that?" No tosser, I paid £5 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't
really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 7. When something is "new and improved"! Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short." What the fuck??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead? November 25 lolI no ive just entered bad news so eres somet to cheer u up
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept
the same tagline............ Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good. Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway condoms - Lightening the load Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going. Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide" FCUK condoms - no comment required. Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, bu! t where's the pain. Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the Renault condoms - size really does matter
Legend Dies
Football legend george best died 2day at 12:55 aged 59 after suffering multiple organ failure. All clubs will hold a minutes silence this weekend t remember the true great. GEORGE BEST CAREER DETAILS
1946: Born 22 May
Man Utd 1963-73: 466 games 178 goals
Stockport County 1975: 3 games 2 goals
Cork Celtic 1975-76: 3 games 0 goals
LA Aztecs 1976: 24 games 15 goals
Fulham 1976-77: 37 games 8 goals
LA Aztecs 1977: 25 games 13 goals
Fulham 1977: 10 games 2 goals
LA Aztecs 1978: 12 games 1 goal
Fort Lauderdale 1979: 14 games 5 goals
Hibernian 1979-80: 16 games 3 goals
Fort Lauderdale 1980: 19 games 2 goals
Hibernian 1980: 6 games 0 goals
San Jose 1981-82: 56 games 21 goals
AFC Bournemouth 1983: 5 games 0 goals
Brisbane Lions 1983: 4 games 0 goals
REMEMBERED FOR WHAT HE DID ON THE PITCH NOT OFF IT !!!!!!!!! R.I.P
Please leave your thoughts on the comments section. November 22 CHAT UP LINES AND PUT DOWNS LOLHER: Can I buy you a drink? HER: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. HIM: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. November 10 bastardswolfreton beat us the flukey cunts we ad all da posession but they ad 1 great play hu ran fru us the team played well we shunt ave been beat but thats life. October 14 were thruSkool won 2day in the 2nd round of da national cup against chav united (dave lister) rich mccoid(ledge) scored the winning pen in da shoot out.
Bring on wolfreton
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