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    March 04

    questionnaire

    DO UR OWN.. COPY N PASTE

    -My name is:  Aiden

    -Sex: male
    -Birthday: 22nd december                                  

    -Star sign: capricorn
    -Place of birth: hull infirmary
    -Current residence:hull
    -Hair color: brown
    -Eye color: green
    -Height: 5 foot 8/9

    -Age: 14

    -Writing hand: right
    -BODY ILLS + SKILLS-
    -Do you bite your nails: yeh

    -Can you roll your tongue: yeh
    -Can you cross your eyes: yer i look like a spaker though

    -Do you make your bed daily: try 2 bt cn neva b fuked!

    -GROOMING-
    -How often do you brush your teeth a day: 2 tyms i dnt wnt smelly breath!

    -Do you shower/bath: i av a shower
    -How long do these shower/baths last: fuk no's i dnt tym maself!

    -Do you swear: sumtimes

    -Do you pee in the shower: no i aint a tramp!
    -What colour is your bedroom: blu n white

    -Do you use an alarm clock: yeh i wudnt b able 2 get up uva wise

    -In hot weather do you use a blanket wen sleepin: nah i lie on top o covers
    -Do you sleepwalk: nah dnt fink so
    -Do you talk in your sleep: no

    -How about the light on: no
    -MUSIC-

    Is music important to you: yeh i fukin luv it!
    Do you sing: i call it singin every1 else calls it noise
    What instruments do you play: none
    In your opinion what band is the best of all time: Oasis

     -DO YOU LIKE-
    Pop music: not really
    Rock music: fukin luv it

    Rap music: yeh
    Hip-hop/RnB: yehhhhh

    Country: i aint a fukin cow boy
    Jazz: no!

    Classical: do i needd 2 answer
    -WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX-
    What do you notice first? if der fit or nt

    Do you fancy anyone? yer

    Easiest to talk to: all the ones a no are cool and easy 2 tlk to

    -DO YOU/ARE YOU-
    Could you live without the computer? probs
    What’s your favorite fruit?: apples

    Trust others way too easily? nah nt rli

    -OTHER THINGS-
    I know: the fa was founded in 1863 
    I want: courtneys converse dey are ace

    I have: 60 pound for spending money at barcelona

    I wish: i woz a millionaire
    I hate: boardom

    I fear: nufin lol 
    I always: cum out wiv one liners wich are either not funny or wot i dint mean to say lol
    I dance: 2 music wot else could i dance to

    I write: ?

    I confuse: a lot a people

    I can usually be found:playing a sport

    Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing: lol

    -ARE YOU A...-
    Wuss: nope im well hard lol

    Gang member: no

    Daydreamer: no
    Alcoholic: no
    Freak: no
    twat: yeh

    Sarcastic: all da tym
    Friend: ov course! 
    Shy: nt rli
    Adventurous: yeh
    Intelligent: yer

    February 20

    gcse

    for gcse ive picked 
     
    PE (FULL COURSE)
     
    FRENCH
     
    GEOGRAPHY
     
    MEDIA STUDIES
     
    AND DUAL AWARD SCIENCE
     
     
    ALL THE WANTS A WANTED
    November 28

    i am

    You Are an Indie Rocker!
    You are in it for the love of the music...
    And you couldn't care less about being signed by a big label.
    You're all about loving and supporting music - not commercial success.
    You may not have the fame and glory, but you have complete control of your career.


    What Kind of Rocker Are You?
    http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofrockerareyouquiz/
    November 27

    love test

    loooooooooove quiz
    November 26

    irritations in life

    IRRITATIONS IN LIFE!  "ARRGGHHH!"
     
     
      1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
      the time..  I know where my watch is pal, where the
      fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
      where the toilet is?
     
      2. People who are willing to get off their arse to
      search the entire room for the tv remote because they
      refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
      manually.
     
      3. When poeple say "Oh you just want to have your cake
      and eat it too".   Fucking right! What good is a
      cake if you can't eat it?
     
      4. When people say "it's always the last place you
      look". Of course it is.    Why the fuck would you keep
      looking after you've found it?   Do people do this?
      Who and where are they?
     
      5. When people say while watching a film  "did you see
      that?" No tosser, I paid £5 to come to the cinema and
      stare at the fucking floor.
     
      6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't
      really give me a  choice there, did you sunshine?
     
      7. When something is "new and improved"!  Which is it?
       If it's new, then there has never been anything
      before it.  If it's an improvement, then there must
      have been something before it.
     
      8. When people say "life is short."  What  the fuck??
      Life is the  longest damn thing anyone ever fucking
      does!!  What can you do that's longer?
     
     9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
      "Has the bus  come yet?"  If the bus came would I be
      standing here,  Knobhead?
     
    November 25

    lol

    I no ive just entered bad news so eres somet to cheer u up
    Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept
    the same tagline............
    Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
    Tesco Condoms - every little helps
    Nike Condoms - Just do it.
    Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
    Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
    KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
    Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
    Safeway condoms - Lightening the load
    Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
    Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
    Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
    Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
    Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"
    FCUK condoms - no comment required.
    Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, bu! t where's the pain.
    Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the
    Renault condoms - size really does matter
     

    Legend Dies

     

    George Best

    Football legend george best died 2day at 12:55 aged 59 after suffering multiple organ failure.

    All clubs will hold a minutes silence this weekend t remember the true great.

    GEORGE BEST CAREER DETAILS
    1946: Born 22 May
    Man Utd 1963-73: 466 games 178 goals
    Stockport County 1975: 3 games 2 goals
    Cork Celtic 1975-76: 3 games 0 goals
    LA Aztecs 1976: 24 games 15 goals
    Fulham 1976-77: 37 games 8 goals
    LA Aztecs 1977: 25 games 13 goals
    Fulham 1977: 10 games 2 goals
    LA Aztecs 1978: 12 games 1 goal
    Fort Lauderdale 1979: 14 games 5 goals
    Hibernian 1979-80: 16 games 3 goals
    Fort Lauderdale 1980: 19 games 2 goals
    Hibernian 1980: 6 games 0 goals
    San Jose 1981-82: 56 games 21 goals
    AFC Bournemouth 1983: 5 games 0 goals
    Brisbane Lions 1983: 4 games 0 goals
     

     George Best

    REMEMBERED FOR WHAT HE DID ON THE PITCH NOT OFF IT !!!!!!!!!

    R.I.P

     

    Please leave your thoughts on the comments section.

    November 22

    CHAT UP LINES AND PUT DOWNS LOL

    HER: Can I buy you a drink?
    HIM: Actually I'd rather have the money.

    HER: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
    HIM: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

    HER: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
    HIM: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

    HER: How did you get to be so beautiful?
    HIM: I must've been given your share.

    HER: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
    HIM: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

    HER: Your face must turn a few heads.
    HIM: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

    HER: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
    HIM: Okay,can you get out?

    HER: I think I could make you very happy.
    HIM: Why? Are you leaving?

    HER: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

    HIM: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

    HER: Can I have your name?
    HIM: Why? Don't you already have one?

    HER: Shall we go see a movie?
    HIM: I've already seen it.

    HER: Where have you been all my life?
    HIM: Hiding from you.

    HER: Haven't I seen you some place before?
    HIM: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

    HER: Is this seat empty?
    HIM: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

    HER: So, what do you do for a living?
    HIM: I'm a male impersonator.

    HER: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    HIM: Do not enter.

    HER: Your body is like a temple.
    HIM: Sorry, there are no services today.

    HER: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    HIM: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

    November 10

    bastards

    wolfreton beat us the flukey cunts we ad all da posession but they ad 1 great play hu ran fru us the team played well we shunt ave been beat but thats life.
    November 07

    were off to FRANCE

    WERE OFF TO FRANCE ON FRI COME ON A DAY OFFF SHITTTY SCHOOL
    October 14

    were thru

    Skool won 2day in the 2nd round of da national cup against chav united (dave lister) rich mccoid(ledge) scored the winning pen in da shoot out.
    Bring on wolfreton